SKU: N/A Category:

Assault Onesie (Banned in CA, CT, HI, MD, MA, NJ, NY)**




Now your child can show off their support for the Second Amendment and piss off the freedom-hating babies at the same time! Our fine cotton onesie is emblazoned with an image of a fully semi-automatic AR-15, equipped with an assault pistol grip, a high-capacity assault magazine, an adjustable assault stock, and “that thing that goes up.”
– 100% soft cotton*
– Comfortable envelope neckline
– Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly
**-We are kidding… we are happy to run onesies to our brothers and sisters behind enemy lines.

This item is printed on-demand because our warehouse is only so big. Please allow an extra three business days for processing. These designs are original and only available through Low Crawl Baby Gear… they are worth waiting for!

Additional information

Weight N/A

Size Chart

Width (inches)9 3/89 7/810 3/810 7/8
Fits Baby Length (inches)20-2525-2828-3030-32
Fits Baby Weight (lbs) (lbs)12-1616-2222-2727-30

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
The best!

Great stuff! My fiancé and I are both retired military and this is an essential!

%d bloggers like this: